Regional bank stocks got slaughtered today
Despite the best efforts of President Biden, the Federal Reserve, the Treasury, and the FDIC to assure Americans that everything is A-OK after the colossal failures of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, investors were not feeling the happy vibes – and sent shares of smaller, regional banks down to the depths of Davy Jones's Locker.
This is probably important 😬
So Doug Mackey is a guy who trolled people in the 2016 election by making memes that told people they could vote via text and hashtags.
"It's as bad as we thought": House Oversight Committee chair says "We have bank records in hand" showing "Biden family was getting money from the Chinese Communist Party"
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) dropped a bomb on Fox News yesterday morning, claiming that four individuals with close business ties to the Biden family are now working with the committee, and that they now "have bank records in hand" showing CCP money flowing to the Bidens.
Retired UK Teacher Finds 17th-Century Gold Ring Worth £12,000 In Backyard
Richard McCaie, a retired teacher from Braunton in the UK, was doing some landscaping (as retired people do) when he found a gold ring buried about 10 inches deep in the back garden of his 16th-century English farmhouse.
You're not imagining it: Three years after the pandemic began, businesses are still critically understaffed
It's hard to believe this is even possible. But hard data don't lie.
Jen Psaki says you can tell the banking failure is a big thing because "Biden does NOTHING at 9 a.m."
Just an incredible admission from the person who used to be in charge of White House PR here, Jen Psaki.
Tiger Woods' ex-girlfriend claims he told her to pack for a "short vacation" and had her taken to the airport, where she was told she was locked out of his mansion and could not return 🥶
Tiger is cold as ice.
Watch: Tucker interviews Josh Alexander, Canadian high schooler who was arrested for showing up to school after insisting men and women are different
Tucker asks the question that we all should demand the answer to: What is happening in Canada?
Delta Airlines damaged this woman's suitcase, but boy oh boy did they make it up to her!
After a recent flight, traveling radiology tech Peyton Thompson was sad to see that her brand-new suitcase was destroyed when she picked it up at baggage claim. She then filed a claim for the bag, and Delta promised to replace it.
An Oregon man stuck in deep snow tied his phone to a drone in order to get a message out, saving himself and another stranded driver ✊
An Oregon man got stuck in the snow last week in a national forest and nobody knew to look for him.
E-bikes are bursting into flames all over the place, especially when plugged in to charge
Let's see, the economy is in shambles, the banks are collapsing, the border is being overrun, earthquakes and other natural disasters are hitting regularly and we are on the brink of World War 3 with a nuclear super power.
Like it or not, saving Silicon Valley Bank was probably the cheapest option we had. Allow me to explain.
"Saving" might be too strong a word, at least based on what we know right now.
Some punks tried to rob this elderly Philly man ... turns out he had a gun and he started blasting
Some punks in Philly learned the hard way that crime doesn't pay when they decided to pick on the wrong old man.
FBI Director: CCP can take control of "millions" of American phones with TikTok
FBI Director Chris Wray told the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee during a Wednesday hearing that the Chinese Communist Party can take control of "millions" of Americans' phones using video-sharing app TikTok.
David French makes the conservative case for letting parents trans their kids, gets absolutely wrecked for his trouble
I'm officially calling it: David French has been lost to the Woke Mind Virus.
Eric Swalwell floats the idea of banning Fox News for American soldiers overseas because Tucker Carlson is so dangerous
Let's be honest here, Eric Swalwell is totally in favor of banning anything Fang Fang tells him is bad.
Buzzfeed says the term "transgenderism" is now transphobic 😂
I'll tell you what. If you're a word in the English language right now, you're in serious danger of identity theft everyday.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
You guys this is a real post from Daily Telegraph and I simply cannot stop laughing at it no matter how hard I try.
Distract yourself from the collapse of the banking system with this ballin' thread on the history of neckties
It's an absolute bloodbath out there this morning as US regulators put a halt on trading for dozens of banks Monday morning.
CBS says we not only funded the Wuhan lab, but we accidentally gave them TWICE AS MUCH MONEY
Here's a piece of reporting that would have been real important to know, I don't know, THREE YEARS AGO!
Disney is slashing bookings for its Star Wars hotel because oddly nobody wants to drop $10,000 on a two-day cosplay at a Ramada Inn
Almost exactly a year ago, Disney launched its highly anticipated "Galactic Cruiser" Star Wars attraction, wherein guests can plunk down massive sums of money to cram into a tiny hotel room for two days and awkwardly act out some Star Wars fan fiction:
Ice Queen Whitmer admits her lockdowns on gardening supplies and other extreme measures didn't make sense "in retrospect" 🤡
Michigan's governor, the ice queen herself, made a national television appearance with Chris Wallace (who is apparently still employed at CNN). During this chat, she admitted that her lockdown measures were probably a tad too restrictive.
Biden just said Trump is to blame for the banking industry collapse. There's only one problem: Trump warned us in this video from 2015.
Happening now:
Greta Thunberg deletes 2018 tweet predicting humanity would be "wiped out by climate change" unless we stopped using fossil fuels by 2023
I regret to inform you that the Apocalypse has been rescheduled. 😭
Watch this brave man try the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream that's coming to Walmart 🤢
I love me some ranch dressing, but this goes too far.
Two Georgia men found out electric vehicles don't make good getaway cars when they stopped to charge their Tesla.
The long arm of the law didn't have to reach too far in Georgia last week when two suspects who had stolen a whole ton of gaming systems had to stop and refuel their car.
Here's the only moment you need to watch from last night's Oscars
"My journey started on a boat..."
A word about William Shatner's funeral (and ours)
Driving in the car, I was startled when my wife read to me a headline she came across while scrolling her phone: "William Shatner says he doesn't have long to live."
First-year Indiana University med students must take woke primer in basic human structure that says sex is non-binary and young patients should be groomed in gender theory
First-year students at the Indiana University School of Medicine receive a "Sex and Gender Primer" with woke teachings, such as that "gender and sex are non-binary," according to documents obtained by Fox News.
Explainer: Here's how the government plans to stop more banks from crumbling and turning this thing into a full-blown banking crisis
Silicon Valley Bank collapsed spectacularly on Friday. Then yesterday, down went Signature Bank in New York. And the big three regulators – the Treasury, Federal Reserve, and the FDIC – had to work all weekend (poor things) to come up with a solution that would hopefully stop widespread bank runs leading to America's banking system collapsing like the Jenga tower in "The Big Short."
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