Daily Newsletter - April 11, 2023

Support NTB and go ad-free: Subscribe Today! Not the Bee Daily Newsletter April 11, 2023 Sponsored By: Beverly Hills MD Dalai Lama apologizes after kissing boy on camera, asking him to "suck my tongue" 🤢 I know this isn't what you needed on a Monday, but it happened and I have to report on it, so here we go. A message from Beverly Hills MD Plastic Surgeon Reveals How To Get A Firmer Neck At Home Do you know what part of your face INSTANTLY gives away your age to a stranger? Is it your eyes… the wrinkles on your forehead… or how about the lines around your mouth? Learn more here This video of demons crucifying a lady and talking about being "baddies with fatties" isn't from the Grammys. It's Easter service at Mike Todd's megachurch. Let's see how trying to remain culturally relevant is going in megachurch land: A Christian response to the Dylan Mulvaney mania Years ago I remember being floored when I realized that Abercrombie and Fitch – which is a clothing company – was actually selling clothes by using nakedness. California's Ted Lieu just straight up LIED about what a 9-week-old baby looks like in order to push abortion The case for abortion being a morally acceptable choice is SO slim that prominent Democrats have to lie about it in order to not seem like complete monsters. Watch: British security TAKES OUT two climate terrorists during attempt to stage protest in dinosaur exhibit These knuckleheads chose the wrong museum! 5 dead, 9 injured in shooting at downtown Louisville bank Update 12:30 p.m.: Local media now reports 5 people are dead, including the shooter, and 8 injured, including 2 police officers. Watch Bud Light's new marketing VP talk about her desire to update the "out-of-touch" brand with "inclusivity" 🤡 Still wondering why Bud Light featured a man in a dress as its new spokesman? WaPo ran this helpful tip just in time for spring: "YOUR GARDEN IS KILLING THE EARTH" You know the old legend about the "elephant graveyard," the place where elephants nearing the end of their days instinctively gravitate to so they can die there alone away from the rest of the herd? There's a whole Twitter account dedicated to traffic cones and this video of them skateboarding is the best Happy Road Construction Season! Our moral decay has now leveled up to little kids looting Walgreens 😭 The absolute state of things, my friends... Our mailing address is: Not the Bee, LLC PO Box 87044 Canton, MI 48187-0044 You received this email because you are a subscriber to Not the Bee or you opted-in to our newsletter through a prompt on our website. If you no longer wish to receive these emails, click here to unsubscribe.