You waited to the last minute, now save 50%

Well, friend . . .

If you haven't taken advantage of our big summer BOGO sale yet, your procrastination is about to pay off.

Because unlike the nearly 15,000 customers who have already purchased with us, YOU still have something to look forward to.

Basically, by delaying your indulgence in our sensual savings, you now get to enjoy a bigger surge of post-transactional bliss.

Think of it like economic edging.

But you've waited long enough, frando. It's time to release the Kraken.

You have less than 4 hours left to take advantage of our BOGO 50% off discount on supplements (and we won't be doing another sale like this for a while).

Also, orders over $99 get a free $20 Legion gift card and will ship free if you're anywhere in the US!

So, if you get switched on by stuff like . . .

Having the energy and intensity to crush each and every workout with a bit to spare (with Pulse).
Speeding up your metabolism and amplifying the power of your body's fat-burning chemicals so you can burn more calories and lose more fat (with Phoenix).
Sipping on silky smooth, decadently rich whey protein shakes that help you build muscle faster (with Whey+).
Boosting your post-workout recovery so you get less sore from your workouts and make faster gains (with Recharge).

Then sashay that bootay over our way, where you can still save 50% on all of that and more.

THE GLORIOUS LINK IF IT PLEASES YOUR GRACE:

⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/

P.S. Okay so cheesy sexual innuendo aside, what I'm trying to say is . . .

BUY MY GOLDARN SUPPLEMENTS AND STUFF NOW AND YOU CAN SAVE 50%.

NO REALLY I HAVE A BLOOMING BUSHEL OF BAUBLES TO BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY WITH LIKE A PRE-WORKOUT, A POST-WORKOUT, PROTEIN POWDERS, FAT BURNERS, A MULTIVITAMIN, AND OTHERS THAT'LL HELP YOU BUILD MUSCLE, LOSE FAT, AND GET HEALTHY FASTER—

*starts hyperventilating*

*blacks out*